lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt
I have a deep respect and appreciation for freshly brewed strong coffee
back in my day of 2010 tumblr ‘throwing shade’ was called ‘sly digging’ and memes werent ironic, they were real